Cursed RV for Sale

Alleged 1990 Fleetwood Flair motorhome, although we
firmly believe it may be a bronze age prototype.

120,000 miles on the clock. FACT. The black fellow we
bought it from was adamant about this.

Length: Undetermined. Although a nice man, with what
he thought was a dingo, but was actually just a dog,
instructed us it was 26 feet. Personally, we believe it's
roughly the length of two medium sized cars.

Feel free to bring a tape measure or a pedometer.

Slight damage to rear. It's probably not worth getting
this fixed. You'd only be throwing money down the drain.

It does go!

Miles to the gallon: Unsure, although it has almost
bankrupted us.

Can reach 0 to 60 in three minutes (when going downhill).

We have never needed to do an oil change or check the tyre
pressure. We don't know how.

Really long, curly dipstick.

Two non-locking windows make ideal escape hatches, one
large and one small. Great family selling point!

Non-retractable step. Watch out for those curbs!!

Front door used to have a dead bolt.

Double battery, sometimes.

Pleasant breeze from unfixable gap in front door,
which provides respite from constant Woodstock-esque odour.

Sleeps six small people. Ideal for mobile nursery.

Carbon Monoxide alarm: Definitely working.

Paper plate holder.

Engine inaccessable from interior and exterior.
Perhaps there's a secret door?

Venetian blinds!

TV stand. TV not included.

Shower / Foot jaccuzi when holding tank overfills.

Generator needs attention.

Please buy this RV! We are an English couple who went on
holiday by mistake.

$8000 for quick sale.