it went black

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH :( Golden brown my arse. Here's a nice opportunity to show off the sexy new gaps in my bottom teeth. I swear to god they didn't rot or fall out or get cavities, it's just my dentist is a sadist.

new haiirr

I got my hair chopped off today. I feel a little sad! Now I'm gonna go dye it back brown cos I'm well over red.

beep beep

My fortnightly trips to the job center are steadily turning into a
reunion of old friends. This is nice at the time, but, seriously,
the anticlimax is probably comparable to the aftermath of a
crack binge. Not that I've ever experienced this, but I would
imagine the grey and sad tinge the world takes on as I wave
goodbye to my favourite security guard and head back home
for a bowl of lonely cheerios isn't too dissimilar to a fairly painful
comedown.

I got back from 2 weeks in Cornwall last week, which was pretty
fun. We went to the Minack Theatre, which I've been to before
and is SUPER. I also did a seal trip and visited a Japanese garden
and did a bunch of coast walks and bikerides on MY NEW BIKE.
Yes I bought another bike. I loves it. I cycled from coast to coast;
Portreath to Devoran and back again. It was fun.

Soon I'm going to Ibiza and then last night I booked a flight to Pisa,
and managed to persuade my sister to leave Max and come with me!
I literally didn't think I had a chance in hell of getting her to agree to it
but she did! Woooo.

I want to go to Poland too but I really need to earn some money first.

I also realised on holiday that it's probably quite likely that I'm an
amazing artist, but that, because my mum FORCED my left-handedness
out of me as a baby, I've never had chance to realise my skill.
So I might try practising with my left hand and then I can get rich and
famous. Makes sense.

I want something interesting to happen. No wait, I want to MAKE
something interesting happen. But I just don't know how :(